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Joshua and Sandell Review: Hugo

There is no audio portion this week

Sandell Stangl: From your text it seems like we have a similar opinion of this movie. 
Joshua Efron: I'm sorry to hear that.  I had hoped that I was the only one to feel the way I did about it - especially since I had wanted to to really like it.  Because I went into the theatre with hope and wonder and awe - and the film didn't fulfill its part of that bargain.  And the more people I speak to the more I hear similar opinions.
Sandell Stangl:  To start off this time, "Hugo" is about a little boy that lives in the walls of a busy train station. But when he meets the owner of a toy shop and the shop owner's god-daughter, he must figure out why the toy shop owner is so sad?
Sandell Stangl: Do you think that's a fair description Josh? Honestly it's hard to write a description of the film.
Joshua Efron: And that's precisely what's wrong with this movie.

Joshua and Sandell Review: Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1

Joshua Efron: That movie was so boring.
Joshua Efron: The 4th one. 
Joshua Efron: Just like........  yawn. 
Sandell Stangl: I cant believe it took an hour for something to happen.
Joshua Efron: I was bored when they got married, I was bored when they were fucking, and I was bored when she was dying. 
Joshua Efron: And I was bored when she was dead! 
Sandell Stangl: The only time I was not bored was when the wolves were talking. And that was because they were yelling really loud. 
Joshua Efron: Yes.  A scene where none of the actors were actually in front of the camera was the only scene you didn't find boring.
Joshua Efron: I think the only scene I wasn't bored for was............. 
Joshua Efron: .......  well, I had a nice conversation before the movie with the girl at the concessions stand.
Joshua Efron: It all went downhill from there.

Sandell Examines: My Little Pony: Frienship is Magic?

I understand how...unusual it might be for a 24 year old to write an essay over a show intended for little girls. Hear me out! This show has received a large following of people outside of it's original demographic. The question is why. I decided to investigate this query and what I discovered was something that I wasn't expecting. This show isn't  just good, it's fantastic!

Joshua and Sandell don't review: Immortals

Josh and Sandell review: Tower Heist

 
Sandell Stangl: So Josh what did you think of Ocean's 14...I mean Tower Heist.
Joshua Efron: Production company Imagine Entertainment has another true to form hit on it's hands.  I paid 7.50 for 2 hours of imagining entertainment.  Not since Imagine Entertainment's film "Cowboys Vs. Aliens" have I been so engrossed in having to imagine what it would be like to be entertained.
Joshua Efron: In case that was unclear: I didn't like it.

Sandell Reviews "The Thing"

So I wanted to post this review on Halloween but was unable to. Probably due to my severe addiction to bad Television and cocaine-laced fudge bars. Sorry that's not true, I hate television. Anyway, here is my review of "The Thing":